"What’s the point of having an Internet connection if you’re not using it to look up weird, fucked-up pictures of dirty sex you’d never have yourself?"
"I wish I had the original "I EAT COCK" world balloon. My Mom threw it out years later, when she found it in my garage. I got all River Phoenix-Indiana Jones in her face about "THIS SHOULD BE IN A MUSEUM!" She looked at me like "I can’t believe something as big and goofy as you came out of my body."
- Kevin Smith in his recent AMA on Reddit.